President Sunday Caught Lying About His Own Credentials While Questioning NotSoErudite’s
BNN investigative journalist and diversity hire Antidepressants has discovered that President Sunday is actively lying about his credentials on Twitter. After fourteen hours of analyzing pictures and video of President Sunday it has been determined that he has no chin, despite claiming to be “A chin you can trust” in his Twitter bio. Furthermore, if he had one BNN is unsure if it could in fact be trusted since President Sunday has time and time again proven himself to be mentally challenged.
When asked for a comment on this story, President Sunday said “As much as I would like carve time out of my incredibly busy schedule to eviscerate your arguments I’m taking a break from making autistic videos about micro Twitch celebrities and am at the present occupied with researching which authors wrote which books so I know what material is out there. Also I didn’t run, I didn’t run, I didn’t fucking run!” A few moments later BNN independent social media observers noticed that President Sunday was sperging out on Twitter.
BNN is once again calling for a full investigation into President Sunday and is offering free copies of Hogwarts Legacy to anyone who can shed light on his personal information. Certainly he has told someone his real name before, therefore it is fair game to go after. Direct message Themerls#9813 on discord with any and all compromising information. The war has begun.
