A Guide To Celebrating White History Month

After a long and challenging Pride Month we are finally into one of the best months of the year: White History Month. Founded by Jesse Lee Peterson a few years ago, White History Month (WHM) is a much-needed celebration of the people who have done the most not only for America, but for the planet. White people and white-passing Asians scored a major win last week when the racially diverse Supreme Court overturned Affirmative Action, a racist policy meant to belittle blacks and oppress whites. There is still much work to be done, here is a quick list of actions you can take to celebrate white people and push The Agenda forward.

  1. Be a good neighbor. One of the greatest white people of all time despite being a queer, Mr. Rogers attempted to instill in young children basic social skills and respect. Given what is happening in the inner cities and non-white majority controlled neighborhoods, we could all act a bit more like Mr. Rogers these days.
  2. Do a little grillin’. Break out the wife-beater and the bbq sauce, its time to grill some meats, crack open a cold beer, and enjoy everything God has given us.
  3. Register to vote. And vote Republican. You are a race traitor if you are white and vote for Democrats, that party of racism.
  4. Honor our Founding Fathers. Yes, some of them owned slaves. So fucking what. Read the Jefferson-Adams letters, read Madison, learn from the greatest Whites of all-time.
  5. Back the Blue. Police are friends of White people unless you are poor. And if you are poor you are not a good White anyway. Support our police friends and if you are a poor White get on the Sigma Grind and live up to your genetic potential.

WHM is a busy time of year and to be fully transparent its hard to do everything one must do to celebrate White People in a single month. White people have accomplished so much that we should celebrate them full-time but especially during July. If we help uplift and encourage our White brothers and sisters we will all be better off as they carry us to a better life tomorrow.

Gohndim