Themerls Gets Computer Virus Downloading Destiny Leaks

While the first victims of the Destiny leaks are most certainly the women whose naked bodies and awful blowjob techniques were shared without their consent, another victim emerged the night of the leaks. Enter Themerls, a zionist attorney who BNN has profiled before. Merls is known for two things, locking up minorities and being a horndog. When rumours circulated of leaked pics of Destiny’s semen on a woman’s back a few months ago, Merls spent hours trying to find them. So when actual sex videos leaked, his impulses went into overdrive.

Merls was too afraid to go to KiwiFarms directly so he began searching on Twitter before he found a link to download all of the Destiny leaks. Surprisingly the first video he tried loaded up and began to play. He was a mere twenty seconds into watching Pxie’s awful blowjob performance when his screen went black.

He immediately got on his phone and began pinging members from the Pisscord who he thought could maybe help him. At least five people received some variation of the following message:

Merls eventually decided to buy an entirely new PC. I can sadly report that even a new PC has not improved his “skills” in Fortnite, Crab Champions, or Halo. He has since created a KiwiFarms account with the name JewMeJewYou.
–Gohndim