Bastiat Denies Having Sex With Destiny, “I Would Have Worn A Fursuit”

Warren Rhea, also known as Bastiat, has told BNN that he was not one of the men in the Destiny blowjob leaks. Sending an email to us late last night, Bastiat wrote: “I am absolutely positively not one of the men in those videos. I haven’t met Steven in person for years now. I have always been faithful to my loving wife, even after losing 120 pounds with Ozempic. I would have worn a fursuit anyway so you couldn’t see my face.”

BNN tends to agree that Bastiat has not had sex with Destiny, one of the very few orbiters to have not done the deed. Bastiat plans to return to streaming now that Destiny’s career is cooked.