Hillary Clinton Enters 2020 Presidential Race In A Last Minute Attempt To Destroy America

Making the announcement on the CBS Evening News late last night, Hillary Clinton has once again decided to run for President. Seeing the Chinese Bat Flu hoax as the necessary curve ball for her to enter the race this late, Clinton played it straight with John Dickerson of CBS News when she said “I’m going for the brokered convention. There is no other option. But I know that I am the right woman for the job this time around.”

Clinton easily won the 2016 Democratic nomination against world-renowned socialist Bernard Sanders but lost Donald J. Trump handily in the General Election. At the time the Clinton Foundation released a press briefing that indicated that “this was not the outcome we paid for.” So what will make this third foray into Presidential politics any different? Many progressives are flocking to Clinton already as she is seen as an option to the left of Joe Biden, who is suffering from dementia and possibly other health-related issues. In a cruel twist of fate, Hillary is being supported by some of the same toxic “Bernie bros” who vowed to stay home in 2016. Perhaps among the viable Democrats left in the primary, Hillary really is the lesser of two evils. More to come soon on this developing story.

-Gohndim