Millionaire Peruvian Lawyer Steals From Retarded Fans 
5 Years A Slave 
Giant Obese Pissbaby Admiral Gibbs Cries Before Rematch With Pisco95 
Why Do Bad Things Happen To Bad People? 
Denims Drops Bombshell Accusation 
Millionaire Peruvian Lawyer Steals From Retarded Fans
Peruvian immigrant and New York's most delusional Biden defender Pisco95 is actively stealing from his supporters. In the wake of...
5 Years A Slave
Five short years ago the Bastiat News Network was launched as mostly an April Fools Joke at the expense of...
Giant Obese Pissbaby Admiral Gibbs Cries Before Rematch With Pisco95
The incredibly large and disgusting Admiral Gibbs is incredibly stressed mere hours before another debate against Pisco95 on WhickTV's dying...
Why Do Bad Things Happen To Bad People?
Failing streamer turned amateur war correspondent Dylan Burns announced yesterday that his house caught fire and he lost nearly everything....
Denims Drops Bombshell Accusation
Onlyfans streamer Denims is the latest whore to levy sexual misconduct allegations against Destiny. Denims, who previously got caught having...
Bastiat Denies Having Sex With Destiny, “I Would Have Worn A Fursuit”
Warren Rhea, also known as Bastiat, has told BNN that he was not one of the men in the Destiny...
BNN Stands With Pxie
Almost five years ago the Bastiat News Network was founded with the goal of bringing truth, transparency, and sanity, to...
Deranged BNN Hater “Project” Sends Death Threats to Ragepope, Rage Wipes Discord Account
Late Tuesday night an incredibly deranged discord user going by the name "Project" entered the Pisscord and began harassing valued...
Pxie Goes From Sucking To Suing, Destiny Issues Awful Apology
Bastiat News Network favorite Pxie announced yesterday that she is suing Destiny in federal court. Pxie, who is the victim...
From The Archives: BNN Reader Testimonials
In the very early days of the Bastiat News Network, a certain pudgy streamer was upset about our little website....