Warren Rhea Dodges Ozempic Face After Using Cheat Drug To Finally Lose Weight
Our favorite Floridian stream Warren Rhea is finally thin. After a nearly three decade battle with obesity, the man formerly known as Bastiat is healthy. BNN cofounder Rareest Pepper made it a personal mission of his to help Warren shed pounds. When positive encouragement failed, he turned to public shaming which often took place on stream or in the discord. Seven years of failure caused Pepper to lose hope and go into exile. He hasn’t been heard from in nearly sixteen months.
Warren used to stream five days a week and after each stream he’d order Domino’s pizza and then spend another hour or so chatting up e-girls such as Sushia or AmyeC3. You might find that hard to believe but yes, he actually used to stream fairly regularly.
It has been widely reported that approximately 37% of the people who use Ozempic develop “Ozempic Face,” a condition where the skin around your mouth and neck appears loose and droopy from losing weight too quickly. Many are saying this is God’s punishment for cheating natural dieting. For his part, Warren has stopped taking Ozempic and has only regained 12 pounds. BNN secretly installed cameras and a remote sensor in Bastiat’s bathroom scale a few years ago to track his weight and will update you if he becomes obese again.
-Gohndim
I remember when I asked Bastiat if he could see his penis when he stood in the shower and looked down. Glad he finally can.