Bastiat Stays Up Late Chatting With Pornstar While Wife Sleeps Alone

On Friday night, famed twitch lawyer and polyamory activist Bastiat found himself talking to noted pornstar Sushia for many hours into the night. After nearly 6 hours of deep and penetrating conversation, Bastiat ended his stream. While we will never know to what extent Bastiat and Sushia continued talking off stream we here at BNN can only hypothesize.

This is just one of many infractions in recent weeks that has pitted Bastiat against his socially conservative fan caucus including Endernax and LoyalLogic. This clear and flagrant breaking of the “Billy Graham Rule” is sure to cause strife both within and outside Bastiat’s household.

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