Freemz Shaves Head To Raise Money After His Distillery Burned Down

The most eligible bachelor in West Virginia had to resort to shaving his head entirely to raise money after his beloved family distillery burned down. In the early morning hours of Sunday, August 2nd, his award-winning business went up into flames. The cause is yet to be determined and it is a total loss.

Local volunteer firefighter captain Richard Tusken said that there is no evidence of foul play. During a local television interview Captain Tusken said “We actually had a volunteer firefighter who lives nearby but he sleeps through most of our callouts.” BNN has since discovered that this lazy volunteer firefighter was in fact GeekWitGlassesTV.

Geek has admitted on stream to having missed numerous large structure fires in the recent past, and has even casually joked about setting fires in order to show up later and be a hero. In this case, it is likely that Geek willingly allowed Freemz’ business to completely burn out of spite. All the more reason to never associate with Geek.


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