Scary Chinese Balloon Floats Over Montana, Biden Does Nothing
The Pentagon announced on Thursday that a Chinese Spy Balloon was spotted flying above commercial airspace as it gathered information on nuclear launch facilities in Montana. After being awoken from his seventh nap of the day, President Biden decided to do nothing and allow the Communist Chinese Party to spy on us with no punishment. Prominent Twitch Conservatives denounced Biden and his inaction.
Failing to respond to this grave violation of US security is tantamount to opening the door to the barbarians. If Rome has not fallen yet, it is poised to under the careless and absent watch of Sleepy Joe. Freshman congressman George Santos took to Twitter and said “I’m not a fan of China but that balloon looks very similar to the one I used to circumnavigate the globe in during my gap year right before finishing my PHD in biochemistry.”
BNN will continue to monitor this story as it develops. It is quite possible that China is preparing to invade North America. If Biden is truly compromised then there might be no hope. Pray for this country.
