Fat Aging White Lawyer Upset Over Lack Of Engagement From Teenage Leftists

Bastiat took to Twitter over the weekend to complain about his lack of dopamine hits. Having self-sabotaged his internet career multiple times has really taken its toll. Two years ago Bastiat used to stay up until three in the morning with his chat, doing anything to take his mind off the stark reality that he is unmarried, childless, and growing more rotund with every slice of pizza. When he stopped regularly streaming he at least had his somewhat popular Twitter to fall back on.



While most of Bastiat’s audience were minors a few short years ago, many of them have grown up. They haven’t shed their leftist ideology but they’ve certainly outgrown many of Bastiat’s juvenile meme tweets. BNN polled a few Bastiat Twitter followers at random and one of them replied “Bro, Bastiat tweets are so mid rn fr fr no cap,”



Instead of doing some self-reflection and improving the quality of his low-effort and often stolen content, Bastiat has decided to blame “the algorithm,” usually something only butthurt Conservatives do when their resident sleeper content gets zero views. This is all karma for Bastiat, who turned his back on his community, continues to destroy the environment, and repeatedly praises a Texas power grid that kills children. Sometimes you get what you fucking deserve.

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