BNN Endorses Nikki Haley (Until She Drops Out)

After an amazing performance in the first Republican primary debate, Nikki Haley has won BNN’s coveted endorsement. Haley, the only female running other than Marianne Williamson on the libtard side, could be America’s first female President. Biden could die any day however and Kamala would cuck everyone out of the honor of bestowing the title to Haley.

Nikki’s platform is a bit unconventional for today’s MAGA Republican crowd: she is pro-war in The Ukraine, believes that abortion should be left to the states, seems to be fairly normal, and is intelligent. Widespread sexism in the Republican Party may prevent Haley from earning her party’s nomination but wouldn’t it be great if conservatives decided to band together and elect a female President before the Democrats? Nikki Haley has also been open and vocal about her struggles to have children which is perfect for men who don’t like to wrap it.

There is no doubt that Trump is the guy until he isn’t. And with Joe Biden continuing to ruin the economy and country, any Republican should be supported who gets the nomination. We are once again at a critical point in American history. The next decade will decide the fate of the global powers. America will no longer be that shining city on the hill if Democrats are given more time to destroy our energy landscape. Average ordinary Americans, even the smelly criminals in the big city, are beginning to feel the sting of inflation. God Bless the Haley campaign and every Republican candidate who is brave enough to run to combat this ultimate evil (except Pence fuck you).

-Gohndim