Why Do Bad Things Happen To Bad People?
Failing streamer turned amateur war correspondent Dylan Burns announced yesterday that his house caught fire and he lost nearly everything. Much like Hurricane Katrine it is assumed that this is God’s Wrath finally being delivered. Burns is well-known for being gay and then not being gay and then attempting to end a black man’s career over false sexual misconduct allegations.
Dylan surprisingly has not stepped on a landmine or been drone-striked in Ukraine yet but we can always redouble our prayer efforts. A longtime enemy of BNN, his hate for us and our employees extends as far back as the Brad Debacle where he was completely owned and intellectually dismantled by JuiceCJ. We only hope that more bad things happen to this retarded fuck.
