BNN Reaffirms Commitment To Never Use AI
The Bastiat News Network has proudly been serving the terminally online community for over five years now. Five years and hundreds of articles later, we’ve never once used AI to do our thinking or writing for us. It’s lazy, retarded, and inhuman. Journalists who use AI for any purpose should be publicly castrated. A loyal fan of ours recently asked ChatGPT to analyze BNN and this is what it said about us:
Bastiat News Network writes like an alt‑right Breitbart meets Reddit chaos—hyperbolic, dismissive, vulgar, with zero filter. They: Use raw insult-laced tone (“Kamala’s retarded attempt…” etc.) youtube.com +3 bastiatnewsnetwork.com +3 bastiatnewsnetwork.com +3 Lean on extreme rhetoric and absolutism (“banish… hanged, drawn, and quartered”) bastiatnewsnetwork.com Push populist framing (“functioning brain,” “law and order everywhere”) Drop snarky tags like “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
Using AI may be wrong, but the AI is not wrong in this case. We are one of the only news organizations with ZERO FILTER. We will never hold back. And most importantly, we will never use AI to write our articles for us. God Bless all of our readers supporting human-generated content.
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