Let Freedom Ring
I would like to wish everyone a happy Fourth of July, a day which all true Americans celebrate our independence from our former British overlords. If the founding fathers of this great country lacked the courage and conviction to do the right thing we’d all be eating blood sausage and Yorkshire pudding and whatever the fuck bangers and mash is.
Sadly, today most Americans lack the proper motivation to keep this country great for generations to come. The flag of Palestine is flown in our streets and college campuses more than the old Stars and Stripes. Libtards are crying in the streets over the rightful deportation of illegal criminals. And the Muslim Horde continues to come in waves and once they are here they are outbreeding true Americans.
While I intend to celebrate this day to the fullest, this year I’m being mindful that our freedoms and way of life are being threatened by foreign invaders and domestic terrorists. And while I’m as American as they get, I recognize that not in the far future we may need to drastic steps to preserver our country. If I’m standing here in four years with a Mich Golden Lite in my hand, wild rice brat in my belly, and a mustard stain on my $6 Walmart July 4th tee, I’m not going to complain if we’ve had to suspend elections and being the mass deportation of Muslims.
As the tall President Abraham Lincoln once recognized, freedoms often need to be suspended during trying times. Celebrate today to the fullest my friends, we have some tough times ahead but together we can get through anything and everything. God Bless America!
