Pisco Shocks World As The Weekly Patriot Returns
Former lawyer Pisco has finally published another edition of The Weekly Patriot. This issue focuses on the fuckable Pam Bondi who is in hot water after news came out that the Epstein List was a complete fake. She had previously claimed to have said list. BNN will be exploring the Bondi-Epstein-Clinton connection in an article later today.
But back to our fluffy Peruvian streamer Pisco, whose questionable and lazy publishing schedule could be said to have been scamming his fans. Pisco, who became a millionaire at 28 years old after working for Big Law for two and a half years, built a tiny empire of passive income funded by some of the most autistic and exploitable fans this side of heaven.
With this newest update to The Weekly Patriot, Pisco has published an astonishing two articles since April 16th, this one included. Still being neglected is The Tuesday Newsletter, a “weekly” series that hasn’t received an update since February 19th. It is being reported that cartoonist Premier Katya who provides often sexual art for this newsletter is barely able to afford groceries, which turns out to be good practice for the communist society she wants to bring about.
We the people will continue to hold Pisco accountable. If the Tuesday Newsletter doesn’t receive three updates by Labor Day we will be holding a protest in The Pisscord. God Bless, and thank you for reading BNN.
