Lauren Southern Goes To Bed With Notorious Rapist, Shockingly Gets Raped

Canadian political commentator and philosopher Lauren Southern has released a new book in which she strongly implies that Andrew Tate raped her. Refusing to give a detailed account of his alleged actions and if she ever became sexually aroused, the reader can only speculate that she was asking for it, at least a little. Who else willingly goes to bed with a known rapist?

Andrew Tate quickly responded to the allegation of rape, saying that if he receives 5,000 retweets then he will release full texts of Lauren Southern begging for money and to see Tate again. If these are released and verified to be true, it would be more accurate to call Lauren a hooker than a rape victim.

Given the string of false and weak allegations over the past couple of decades against men, people should begin distrusting women by default. How many male careers and lives will be ruined because people believe in the phony #MeToo moment? Have we learned nothing from the totally fake Brett Kavanaugh allegations? The even more retarded Pxie allegations? Women are emotional creatures and not equipped to have opinions after sexual intercourse, particularly with a strong, independent man who knows they don’t need to be attached to one pussy for life.

While Andrew Tate is likely a rapist and I won’t even deny that he probably raped Lauren, given how retarded Lauren was in this circumstance its our societal responsibility to victim blame and educate women. As a prosecutor in one of America’s largest cities, I would be reluctant to pursue charges against Tate given this fact pattern. Women can do better.

-Themerls