BREAKING: Coastal-Elite Woke Activist Judge Rules Luigi Mangione Can Access Discord As He Awaits Trial

Early morning on 8/5/2025 Luigi Mangione, the alleged, notorious United health CEO killer, commonly referred to as “The Adjuster”, was provided with a laptop per court order to allow him to finally respond to fan mail.

His attorneys gave BNN an exclusive statement where they claimed the voluminous amount of fan mail would take months to review without access to his laptop. The prosecution opposed their motion by taking a page from Jane Doe’s attorneys and alleged Luigi was behind threats made against their witnesses, despite not disclosing the names of the witnesses to the defense.

Although the defense claims Mr. Mangione would not have internet access, the prosecution’s arguments indicate otherwise. Leading some to speculate that Luigi may have already joined the Piscord. Rest-assured, if he is found he will be immediately quarantined by the mods and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Discord TOS.

Author’s note: BNN’s Chief legal officer, Merls, forced me to add “alleged”, but come on we all know he did it.

-Emiliano Shoe