Oranges SLAM BNN Over Gilmore Coverage

Readers have been concerned with BNN’s integrity after our coverage of Gilmore’s proclivities. They think we give unfair attention to certain people. Readers, we want you to know, can always trust BNN to cover the most salient developments in sexpestery. While Gilmore may be repugnant, at least he doesn’t call into pedophile rights advocacy groups! He still shops for his own food at the local grocery store. But when people out themselves, destiny calls and you can be sure BNN staff will be right there to cover it.

-Dispell