Former President Comments on Gilmore

Folks, let me be clear. There’s been a lot of chatter out there on the internet, and I’ve seen some of wild claims floating around. They say my good friend Gilmore, who, by the way, is not only an incredible human being and ridiculously good looking, but also a world class athlete and tireless champion for charitable causes, is somehow a furry. Now, I’ve been around a while and I’ve heard a lot of rumors. But, and I want to be absolutely unequivocal here, Gilmore is many things, but he is not a furry. That’s not who he is and that’s not what this country is about.

Here’s the truth for you all. When Gilmore isn’t out on the court slamming down alley-oops, he’s at the local homeless shelter, cooking meals for those in need. When he’s not raising money for cancer research, he’s organizing food drives. That’s leadership. That’s character. That’s what we need more of. So the next time somebody tries to spread falsehoods, just remember that you can trust the record. You can trust the man. You can trust Gilmore. And you can trust me, Barack Hussein Obama.

-Barack Hussein Obama