Green Trafficking Ring: How High Does It Go?

Known for their usually benevolent and wise reign, the mods of Pisscord have always been seen to wield power in accordance with the greatest of principles and ethics. However, not all is as it appears “I personally wasn’t subjected to any exploitation by the god-fearing, well-doing mods during my brief five minutes in quarantine. However, I did catch faint noises from deeper within, what sounded to me like some “greens” pleading that their intentions for joining Pisscord were, in fact, pure.” a green-named user named Kaz tells BNN reporters.

Despite his insistence of a lack of exploitation it is a matter of well known fact that he was part of a batch of greens recently released from the “quarantine camp” that the mods have set up. The mods, possibly under the influence of alcohol have released these unfortunate souls upon pisscord, unsupervised and unafraid to spread their green mirth. Is this the start of a new age of freedom for the green names or is this just a new era of exploitation for the benefit of the bourgeois moderators.

-Beegs