Transgenders and Illegals Shut Down US Government

Despite Trump’s best efforts to save the country and what is left of the federal workforce, transgenders and illegals have once again conspired to bring pain to our nation. Conservatives and Libtards are currently fighting over Obummercare subsidies which are disproportionately used by illegals stealing healthcare and transgenders undergoing radical reassignment surgery.

The shutdown is expected to last well past Friday as Senators have already left town. A viral video of Hakeem Jeffries is circulating on Twitter depicting him as a Mexican. Jeffries and Schumer are willing to destroy the lives of federal workers and shut down our great government in order to secure illegal criminal Mexicans healthcare and its frankly disgusting. An anonymous Mexican source told BNN that Trump’s meme is “less upsetting than seeing Pokémon weaponized against the Latino community.”

REPORTER: Is it helpful to post pictures of Hakeem Jeffries [dollar store Obama] and Chuck Schumer in a sombrero…?

VP JD Vance: "I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries right now, I make this solemn promise to you, that if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop."… pic.twitter.com/MmF1BDMMSd
— AJ Huber (@Huberton) October 1, 2025

In other news, Donald Trump has reportedly started a new diet after Pete Hegseth’s recent crusade to purge the military and its command of Fats. Trump has reduced his calorie intake to a twenty-year low of 3,400 calories per day and is expected to have even more perfect health than the last time he made public his health records.

-Gohndim