Merry Christmas Loyal Readers
Rareest Pepper and I would like to wish all of our fans a very Merry Christmas. A friendly reminder to all of our readers who are or who know illegal aliens: DHS is offering a special $3,000 Holiday stipend to self-deport. This is an amazing deal that not only puts money in your pocket but may avoid some very tragic embarrassment by allowing you to control your own destiny.
We’ve also noticed that there is much more festive gas available this year, likely due to Republicans controlling the country and winning the war on Christmas. If you have any of those annoying libtard relatives around the Christmas tree this year, try to hold your tongue and get along with them as Jesus would advise. Most of these people are leeches on society and do not have much going for them and they can use our deepest thoughts and prayers.
Finally, let us all reflect on the sacrifice that Jesus made for us on the cross and how similar his story is to that of Donald J. Trump, a man who reluctantly entered the political arena to sacrifice his humanity and humility for the greater good. A humble servant in the vein of George Washington (who also was regularly attacked by the press). Us true believers must hold hands over Christmas and recognize that we too must sacrifice for God and Country if we are to Make America Great Again! God bless you and your families.
