RFK Jr. Fixes the Food Pyramid

At last we have dietary guidelines that will prevent obesity in this once skinny country. Time travelers from the 70s would assume an alien race invaded the planet and forced obesity on the population as a form of sick and cruel punishment. A large part of the problem has been awful dietary guidelines from Big Food which were pushing whole grains and downplaying the essential role of proteins.

Some leftists are critiquing the change in the form of two primary arguments. One, if people want to be fat fucks they should be allowed to and they are beautiful. Secondly, the new inverted food pyramid is racist because rice is at the very bottom and this is merely a continuation of Asian hate that began its rise during the Wuhan Bat Flu crisis.

The evolution of the food pyramid is shocking and tells the tale of lobbyist groups exerting their influence on government and regulators to push their anti-American agenda. Finally we have someone brave enough to flip the pyramid and go against Big Food.

This change is unlikely to make much of a difference in the short-term. Anyone who goes shopping in person still and observes the absolute disgusting slop that people buy know that most Americans are cooked. Processed this, processed that, sugary cereals, and a shocking lack of fruits, veggies, and protein. BNN has reached out to RFK Jr. and suggested that he include Ozempic and other GLP-1 medications at the top of the pyramid until America is rid of its fats.

-Gohndim