The Ozempic Mandate

Ozempic has been around for a while now, why are we still forced to look at fat people? Tax them until they are thin. Give them Ozempic for free. Bring back fat shaming. Do something about the number one problem in America. Put it in the goddamn water.

If you want to solve the birth rate crisis, make everyone thin again. Look at all of the stories coming out of the Olympics. There isn’t a condom available for like one-hundred miles. Why? That’s what happens when you put a bunch of extremely attractive people together when they are young and fertile.

Take a walk in any major city and there are fats fucking everywhere. It was embarrassing years ago, now it is just pathetic. I can understand a little baby weight or depression weight or COVID weight but now there are no more excuses. Hardly anyone is having babies, the economy is so great that no one should be depressed, and The Wuhan Flu is long gone. The time to act on fats is now.

-Gohndim