Scouting Report Addendum: The Case for Casey
BNN’s globally recognized analyst Scout Van Pelt published his scouting report last night on who can replace Econoboi on Libtard N’ Learn. It turns out he might have missed a candidate, the popular New Jersey Democrat Casey. While Scout wasn’t familiar with his game, the hundreds of us who have been exposed (quite literally) to Casey in unwanted video calls in public voice chats know what kind of man and lover he is. Could be possibly be the fourth chair?
Caseyjfromli (Casey/ Democratic Official)
Background: Poll watcher, comes from a family with mob ties. Grandfather allegedly has Himmler’s journals from raiding The Eagles Nest.
Archetype: Establishment Democrat.
Comp: Rob Ford
Strengths: Loud voice, not afraid to embarrass himself, arm strength from throwing stuffies at sleeping fiancé.
Weaknesses: Alcohol, female attention.
We hope that the remaining cast of Libtard N’ Learn will seriously consider bringing a sober Casey on board. His boisterous and often flamboyant personality would somewhat fill the void left by Ecommieboy. We wish Casey all of the best on his struggle with alcohol.
