Transgenders and Illegals Shut Down US Government 
Trump Admin Plans Liberation of American Cities 
Charlie Kirk Memorial Breaks Obama Inauguration Attendance Record 
Is Doxxing Ever Appropriate? 
Letter from Duluth Jail 
Themerls Gets Computer Virus Downloading Destiny Leaks
While the first victims of the Destiny leaks are most certainly the women whose naked bodies and awful blowjob techniques...
Political Terrorist Greta Thunberg Looks Suspiciously Like a Crossdressing Dylan Burns
What follows is a guest article written by one of the few discord moderators who hasn't groomed a child, the...
Reader Letter: Lisa Upset About Election
Dear gentle BNN readers, I just have one thing to say to you: FUCK YOU. I know you’re all a...
BNN Calls Election For Donald Trump
We've seen enough. Donald Trump has easily and decisively won the 2024 election. In what should be a surprise to...
Lisa Investigates: Are Haitians Eating My Strays?
Hello to the gentle and kind readers of BNN. This is Lisa (Lisaisablogger) reporting from my hometown of Wilmington, South...
Democrat Rhetoric Leads To Trump Assassination Attempt
Former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt at a rally this afternoon in Butler, PA. Approximately five minutes into...
Trust & Safety Audit: Ragepope Flagged For Blatant Lies and Deception
BNN routinely performs Trust & Safety audits of members of our team, including investors such as Ragepope. Unfortunately we have...
Foodshops Arrested, Authorities Discover Over 18,000 Images of Child Porn In Her Possession
A little-known Asian-presenting pedophile has been taken off the streets tonight. D-tier streamer Foodshops, sometimes called Foodstamps, was brought to...
Celebrating Four Years of the Bastiat News Network!
Happy April Fools Day ladies and gentleman. Four years ago during the early stages of the Chinese Bat Flu, BNN...
Biden Sabotages Baltimore Bridge
Joe Biden's polling numbers in his rematch against Donald Trump are looking abysmal. Whenever Democrats feel cornered and trapped they...