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Lisa Investigates: Are Haitians Eating My Strays?
Hello to the gentle and kind readers of BNN. This is Lisa (Lisaisablogger) reporting from my hometown of Wilmington, South...
Democrat Rhetoric Leads To Trump Assassination Attempt
Former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt at a rally this afternoon in Butler, PA. Approximately five minutes into...
Trust & Safety Audit: Ragepope Flagged For Blatant Lies and Deception
BNN routinely performs Trust & Safety audits of members of our team, including investors such as Ragepope. Unfortunately we have...
Foodshops Arrested, Authorities Discover Over 18,000 Images of Child Porn In Her Possession
A little-known Asian-presenting pedophile has been taken off the streets tonight. D-tier streamer Foodshops, sometimes called Foodstamps, was brought to...
Celebrating Four Years of the Bastiat News Network!
Happy April Fools Day ladies and gentleman. Four years ago during the early stages of the Chinese Bat Flu, BNN...
Biden Sabotages Baltimore Bridge
Joe Biden's polling numbers in his rematch against Donald Trump are looking abysmal. Whenever Democrats feel cornered and trapped they...
The Greatest Debate of the Century: Jew-Hater Finkelstein vs. Mr. Borelli
Great friend of BNN Steven Bonnell II finally managed to trap Norman Finkelstein in a room and "debate" him. The...
Strawberry Tabby Banned For Innocent Just Chatting Twitch Stream
Strawberry Tabby was banned on Twitch after she performed a creative art stream for her primarily underage audience. Tabby joined...
GeekWitGlassesTV Returns To Streaming – Peaks At Massive Four Concurrent Viewers
Our dear friend little Jimmy from WV has returned to streaming. James claims that he now works for the government...
Warren Rhea Dodges Ozempic Face After Using Cheat Drug To Finally Lose Weight
Our favorite Floridian stream Warren Rhea is finally thin. After a nearly three decade battle with obesity, the man formerly...