Bastiat Accidentally Posts Sex Toy Picture on Twitter

On the Lord’s day of all days Bastiat accidentally posted a picture of a weird glowing sex toy on his Twitter. The post indicated that he meant to show off some sort of night light but instead our eyes were affronted by a yellow curved phallus shape with a hefty base.

Bastiat, who has been taking a rather long break from streaming, is apparently building a sex dungeon in his new swanky Florida mansion. The mere fact that Bastiat even took a picture of this rather disgusting and private device is indicative of a societal failure in terms of healthy sexual practices. No one should be penetrating themselves with anything other than what the creator provided.

BNN is once again calling for Bastiat to be banned from Twitter and Twitch and we will update you when we hear back from their respective legal teams.


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