Inflation Cuts Deep, Especially For New Lawyers
With official inflation numbers reaching a 40-year high in the United States, normal Americans are forced to cut back. Twitch streamers typically fill their backgrounds with neon lights, weird stuffed animals, and ASMR ears that one can tongue-fuck without violating TOS. New and smaller streamers simply cannot afford to keep up!
Pisco95, a promising young lawyer working in New York City, is one such struggling streamer. Ten years ago one could find financial security being a doctor, lawyer, or engineer. Now, the Biden inflation has delivered the death blow to what little remained of the American dream. Pisco can barely afford a single lamp in his cramped apartment.
Enter Hypertroller, a young Puerto Rican who crusades against the global elite and those who support statehood for Puerto Rico. Hyper believes that lawyers still make a lot of money and has been constantly spamming the Piscord (Pisco’s discord) with a Legal Eagle short that claims that new lawyers bring home a whopping $200k!
Whatever his specific salary, it is clear that current economic conditions are making life difficult for fry cooks and lawyers alike. Given the widespread suffering of the American people, one wonders what justification exists for potentially intervening in Ukraine. In a world of finite resources, it is time that Democrats and Republicans come together and put average Americans first.
