Touring News Continues Unabomber Arc, What Will He Do Next?
Veteran anti-technology and farming streamer Touring News fired up his stream early Saturday morning to denounce the continued development of artificial intelligence. Touring News has spent the last couple of years travelling the country and working on farms to better his understanding of real labor. “I’ve really come to understand the economic and environmental threats that farmers are facing today” he told BNN. “Many of them might be a little racist but they grow our tomatoes and I’ve come to forgive them.”
Touring has long been a skeptic of capitalism and central banks, being one of the few voices who correctly pointed out that printing Covid bucks to support the lazy is bad policy. His journey has taken him from the low point of knocking on doors in Iowa for Bernard Sanders in 2016 to finally realizing that real people need to band together to drain the swamp. Just today on stream TN told his audience that “I’ve been a neo-Luddite for a long time.”
The only question to ask now is when will Touring go full Teddy K? Rareest Pepper said three years ago that Touring was one Washington Post article away from sending mail bombs. Maybe the continued development of AI porn and chatGPT is soon to push our beloved friend over the edge.
