Real Tales of An Underpaid Prosecutor: A Look Behind America’s Racist Injustice System
With all of the talk surrounding police reform and the systemic racism that exists in every facet of American society, BNN thought it would be interesting to talk with an actual criminal prosecutor. Enter “Themerls,” a thirty-seven year old originalist who lives for locking up the blacks. Merls, not to be confused with Ana’s popular coomer mod Big Merl, has been prosecuting the poor and disadvantaged for over a decade.
BNN asked Merls what he would change about the criminal justice system and he went on quite a long rant:
“Where to start? First of all we need to kill more people. Rapists, jaywalkers, most murderers, and repeat drug offenders. Private prisons need to come back as well. And while they are in prison we need to work them like slaves. Law and order needs to be restored and the best way to make society safer is to extract bad people from the broader population.”
Merls took a few hours to review his entire history as a prosecutor to determine how many of each race he has locked up. He provided the following chart to BNN.
As a country we need to be tough on crime and while the data supplied by Themerls is informative, the takeaway should be how many criminals he’s locked up. Let’s not pay attention to the racial component, a criminal is a criminal. BNN would like to thank Merls for his hard work, if you have any questions about his life as a prosecutor reach out to him on discord: Themerls#8372.
