Gilmore Faces New, Shocking Allegations

Amongst the most highly regarded chatters in pisscord, alleged lawyer, Gil ‘Shillmore’ Crimson has recently revealed fetishes which reveal the depth of his fetid character. On the ground reporting from fellow crimson, Hiom on August 7th, revealed Gil regularly plays a severely perverted gooner game. Despite being married (allegedly), Gil enjoys playing Marvel Rivals, the most recent addition to the hero shooter genre. These games are notorious for keeping player attention by exaggerating sexual features. Character developers know they itch the sexual proclivities of users and provide a wide variety of options. Egregiously enough, the following disgusting information did not have to be pried out from him. Gil sought to correct the record after fellow crimson and primary source of Vindiflation, Djinster, mentioned Gil mainly plays a trickster bastard twink. Not a far logical leap considering Gil’s character! However, Gil contraindicated and revealed his preference for a busty squirrel girl in jorts and thigh highs! Yes that’s right, tail and everything. Gilmore is a furry fetishist and potentially fucks dogs!

Upon further investigation from Hiom, Gil has (of course) shilled out change to customise his digital waifu! What has he decided optimizes his performance in this competitive team game? Buying her a black latex gimp suit! With a whip!

After being confronted, Gil claims he is allergic to latex. A likely story and I for one hope this is the case and he keeps his fantasies to the digital realm! Is this the tip of a scandal which could rock pisscord and eclipse the sex scadals the likes of Hasan, Destiny, and Vaush? To prevent the abuse of his (alleged) wife and pisscord members all the staff at BNN and pisscord crimsons wish Gil the best and demand he seek healing! Rumor is Mamdami is willing to subsidized therapy for the re-education of such anti-social proclivities! For more on this developing story, make sure you tune into BNN.

-Dispell