Pisco and Ryan C. Mullally Nearly Pass Out On Stage
BNN’s third favorite lawyer Pisco95 recently debated Ryan C. Mullally on god knows what issue at some no-name event called Word War Debate. Both gentlemen were forced to stand for the duration of their one-on-one fight, which lasted for over an hour. Concerns from the crowd and online viewers grew and grew. A loyal fan of Pisco’s actually ended up calling 911 and reported that he was about to faint on the stage.
In the pre-debate interviews and entrance walks sweat was already starting to form on the brow of both men, who each come in around 32.7 BMI. Pisco being the shorter of the two, his legs seemed more well-equipped to handle load of his own bloated body. Many commented that Ryan Mullaly looks far fatter than his Twitter profile pic and a few requested refunds from Word War Debate over false advertising.
From reputable fans of BNN we learned that Pisco lost the undercard debate to Ryan, which is surprising because Ryan is legit retarded. Having watched none of the actual debate, we can only conclude that either the judges have brain damage or Pisco is still reeling from his recent confrontation with Destiny and delivered a career-low performance. BNN still supports Pisco fully and are wishing his mental and his legs a speedy recovery.
