Hantavirus Reportedly Can Shrink Penis By Three Inches
Bill Gates’ newest weaponized virus is finally being taken seriously after men have found out that it can shrink their penis by up to three inches. In a leaked internal BNN group chat, our lawyer Merls asked “what does that mean for those of us who are under three inches?” CNN is making a joke of the matter by smearing the penile implant specialist who has been tapped to educate the public on this dangerous liberal virus.
Engineering a virus to reduce one’s manhood is precisely what they are trying to do. If they cannot convince you to cut it off, they will shrink it. Since the early days of toxic feminism the penis was seen as the root of all evil. A penetrating force that removes all agency from women and enslaves them to the patriarchy. Fast forward a few decades and now penis-less masculine figures are worshipped like Gods among the liberals. We live in a society where ugly women would rather lop of their breasts and pretend to be men. We live in a society where Elliot Page is going to be the next Achilles.
The Democratic hatred for males and the penis will not end until they have completely gutted Western society of real men. And the progress they’ve made is already incredibly scary. While it is completely possible that Hantavirus is merely another hoax, if early reports of penis shrinkage are true then we must remain vigilant as this is just another attack vector by which Democrats are attempting to destroy society.
-Dr. Richard Cheese
