Young & Restless: The Crazy Chicago Stalker

A few short weeks ago, a crazy young woman from Tiktok challenged Pisco on a call-in stream. Meet Rita, a newly 21-year old mentally unstable spoiled brat from Chicago. Rita has infected her way into multiple discord communities, which she calls “group chats.” Many are still torn on whether or not she is trolling is simply omega-retarded. However, she is dangerous to herself and those around her as she is a known stalker and harasser. Rita has been harassing her ex-boyfriend George for nearly six months since their relationship ended, often requesting people in the “group chats” to provide her with text free numbers so she can harass him behind a block.

On top of this, Rita regularly threatens to kill herself for attention and said as recently as last night that she really might do it. She also says its not that serious. Cutting her teeth in the tiktok live debate format, you’d think that Rita is an experienced debater but she actually readily acknowledges that she isn’t that smart and debate isn’t her thing. Speaking of teeth, Rita is training to be a dentist and asks members of the “group chat” for pictures of the teeth while she also peddles Big Dental scams such as using boutique tooth pastes and flossing.

Lately, Rita has been attempting to hook up Merls and others with her deranged cousin Steph, who owns some sort of gym in Chicago and dates a Palestinian who Rita now affectionally refers to as “Hamas.” Rita leaked a few sexy photos of Steph and might just release the topless photos that Steph took for Hamas if Merls begs enough.

What you need to know is Rita is deranged, dangerous (not intellectually), and will attempt to destroy your life and threaten to end hers. She admits that Eve was the first trans person but loves God deeply. Adding her on TikTok will result in being spammed with actual brainrot content that she cannot defend. But she’s also adorable. She’s our white Candace Owens. Confidently retarded but cute enough for us to listen. Here’s to our white Candace, God Bless you Rita.

-Gohndim