GeekwitglassesTV Reveals July 4th Injury

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In private dms with Geek on Friday night he revealed that he has lost two and a half fingers in a firework accident over the previous July 4th weekend. Geek was reportedly attempting to entertain his inbred West Virginian family at a cookout of burnt fish and potatoes when a firework he was holding exploded in his hand.

Geek couldn’t afford to seek medical attention so he attempted to treat his wounds himself. At 3am the next day he was forced to be admitted to a local hospital due to an infection and too much bleeding. He is now approximately $6,000 in medical debt and tells BNN that he is planning on retraining his non-dominant hand to pleasure himself. This story and Geek’s recovery is a developing topic and BNN will bring you an update soon.

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