BNN Opening Three New Daycare Facilities in Minnesota

After cashing in on our silver investments earlier this week, BNN is using fourteen percent of the profits to open three exciting daycare centers in the Twin Cities. Upon posting the job description for daycare managers we received over six hundred applications from hard-working Somalis and we are filtering through those in the next week.

Interestingly enough, we also received generous unsolicited advice from leaders in the Somali community with instructions on how to “maximize return per child” and how to access “the easiest and least audited funds in Minnesota.” Who knew the Somalis that Obama brought to Minnesota were such an enterprising and business-minded people!

BNN also sent out feelers to a handful of folks on discord who might need jobs at a daycare facility. However, in full transparency we stopped doing this after we received a message from Deegs asking if “we would be open to carrying kids up to the age of at least 13.” All in all, we expect our daycares to be operational by February of 2026 and we are excited to be able to bring such an amazing service to the great people of the greatest state in the Union!

-Gohndim