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Reader Letter: Lisa Upset About Election
Dear gentle BNN readers, I just have one thing to say to you: FUCK YOU. I know you’re all a...
BNN Calls Election For Donald Trump
We've seen enough. Donald Trump has easily and decisively won the 2024 election. In what should be a surprise to...
Lisa Investigates: Are Haitians Eating My Strays?
Hello to the gentle and kind readers of BNN. This is Lisa (Lisaisablogger) reporting from my hometown of Wilmington, South...
Democrat Rhetoric Leads To Trump Assassination Attempt
Former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt at a rally this afternoon in Butler, PA. Approximately five minutes into...
Trust & Safety Audit: Ragepope Flagged For Blatant Lies and Deception
BNN routinely performs Trust & Safety audits of members of our team, including investors such as Ragepope. Unfortunately we have...
Foodshops Arrested, Authorities Discover Over 18,000 Images of Child Porn In Her Possession
A little-known Asian-presenting pedophile has been taken off the streets tonight. D-tier streamer Foodshops, sometimes called Foodstamps, was brought to...
Celebrating Four Years of the Bastiat News Network!
Happy April Fools Day ladies and gentleman. Four years ago during the early stages of the Chinese Bat Flu, BNN...
Biden Sabotages Baltimore Bridge
Joe Biden's polling numbers in his rematch against Donald Trump are looking abysmal. Whenever Democrats feel cornered and trapped they...
The Greatest Debate of the Century: Jew-Hater Finkelstein vs. Mr. Borelli
Great friend of BNN Steven Bonnell II finally managed to trap Norman Finkelstein in a room and "debate" him. The...
Strawberry Tabby Banned For Innocent Just Chatting Twitch Stream
Strawberry Tabby was banned on Twitch after she performed a creative art stream for her primarily underage audience. Tabby joined...