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Early morning on 8/5/2025 Luigi Mangione, the alleged, notorious United health CEO killer, commonly referred to as “The Adjuster”, was...
Pisscord Chatter Bricks Destiny’s Computer
Breaking news, a random Pisscord chatter known as "Deegs" uploaded a .mb file that has bricked Destiny's computer. Destiny, who...
Every American Should be Proud to Be White
Editor's Note: What follows is a guest piece by a random chatter from the Pisscord. To submit your own writing,...
The Prince of Darkness Has Passed
Ozzy Osburne, the lead singer of Black Sabbath, and notorious bat eater has passed away at age 76. His family...
Canadians Should Be Enslaved Until Wildfire Smoke Stops
Canadian wildfire smoke as been filling the lungs of Americans for too long now. Retard inbred Canadian dolts are refusing...
Counterculture: Who’s the Establishment Now?
What follows is a guest post from Marlow Kurtz, a renowned chef and political activist. In the 1960s and 70s,...
Lauren Southern Goes To Bed With Notorious Rapist, Shockingly Gets Raped
Canadian political commentator and philosopher Lauren Southern has released a new book in which she strongly implies that Andrew Tate...
GeekwitglassesTV Reveals July 4th Injury
In private dms with Geek on Friday night he revealed that he has lost two and a half fingers in...
Friday Fast Tips: Making Money With Ease
Millions of hard-working Americans are still reeling from the Biden economy and looking for easy, guaranteed profits. Today, our very...
Missing Epstein Files and Footage: The Clinton Connection
Many have already forgotten about the 2020 explosions in Beirut when The Clinton Crime Family used an explosion in the...