Aidanwould Graciously Hosts BNN
Aidanwould, a barely legal streamer from Lower Michigan allowed BNN to move into her discord earlier today. It was the least she could do after she attempted to bring an end to BNN by tricking myself into more Twitch drama.
A nobody streamer, who shall not be named, accused BNN of stealing headlines from The Onion articles from the 90’s. More specifically, the streamer said that our article titled “Fat Man Admits He Hasn’t Seen His Penis For Years” was “lifted” directly from The Onion. A quick search on their website would prove this to be a completely false claim.
However, things took a turn for the better when Aidan graciously decided to create a specific channel for the Bastiat News Network in her discord. For all of her faults, Aidan actually puts on a watchable stream. Her incredibly engaging word game streams are a pure delight.
Aidan is not without her flaws. In addition to having a personal vendetta against Gohndim and BNN for being so successful, she also hails from Lower Michigan. Look, there is nothing to ashamed about if you live in Michigan, as long as you like in the Upper Peninsula (Da Yoopee). The UP is one of the most beautiful places on the planet. Meanwhile, Lower Michigan contains disgusting cities such as Flint, Battle Creek, Detroit, and Lansing.
She also admitted (proudly) to be a member of ANTIFA, a domestic terrorist organization hellbent on destroying traditional American culture and values. BNN hopes that she continues to read our articles and finds the light. Prayer could come in handy here.
Overall, Aidan is a decent person, and a shining beacon of good content on top of the shithole that is Twitch. Consider following her on Twitch and Twitter. She deserves some love from the BNN community.
-Gohndim
im … not 21 years old
otherwise, great article. im happy to be of service to my comrades within Bastiat News Network
Sorry Aidan, we’ve updated the story to be more accurate.
Hello, I’m A Nobody Streamer from the shithole.
Onion articles from the print days can’t be searched through the website. Those with historical knowledge of the paper, including the diehard few who saved print issues to back up claims (aka, Me.) can refute this easily. “Passerby were stunned with the unusually large amounts of blood” was the standard filler for unused ad-space, and columnists such as Smoove B, T. Herman Zwiebel’s Ghost, and the Restaurant reviewer who rated culinary cuisine based on his subsequent bowel movements can back up my statement re: the article, although had your reporter contacted me via a method other than a telegram sung to me by a dancing bear on mescaline, you would have noted that I was only referencing the title.
Thank you BNN for providing an accurate credit with my full legal name, as many lesser newspapers spell it wrong or refer to me as “Area Woman”. “That Crazy B*tch” or “Unidentified Caller”
I’d provide the issue number and date to refute my claim, but I’m too busy applying for Twitch Partner and dealing with 200 Kappa’s in chat.
Best Wishes – ANS
We will be waiting on the issue number, date, and photo evidence. Thank you for your support!