GeekWitGlassesTV Returns To Streaming – Peaks At Massive Four Concurrent Viewers

Our dear friend little Jimmy from WV has returned to streaming. James claims that he now works for the government and therefore is contractually forbidden from talking about politics, an obvious but smart lie that prevents him from looking like even more of a retard than he already is. Instead, Geek is focusing on playing Old School Runescape, a game that most people only played in their school computer labs twenty years ago.

In an official survey of the OSRS playerbase conducted by Harvard, it was found that 82% of its players are virgins and that 60% of the non-virgins are homosexuals. Geek did not confirm to BNN his sexuality or body count.

Geek hopes to make some money this time with his stream. Back when he streamed himself bumbling and stumbling through reading political articles he only managed to cash out from Twitch one time. His peak viewership came from Bastiat pity raids. And the only good content came from when Gohndim and Rareest Pepper called in. If we all chip in and support Little Jimmy perhaps he can finally move out from his mother’s house. Weird how he can’t manage that with his supposed government job.

Bonus memes, some of our favorite Geek BNN articles over the years: Geek’s Completely Fucked Music Tastes, Geek Burns Fish And Nearly Chokes On It, Jam With Geek Premiering Tomorrow, Geek Sending Out Nudes In Exchange For Biden Donations, and GeekWitGlassesTV Arrested On Prostitution Charges.

-Gohndim