GeekwitglassesTV Arrested on Public Urination Charges
GeekwitglassesTV has once again been arrested, this time on charges of public urination after he allegedly climbed to the top of a small gas station roof and peed off the edge towards the front of the parking lot in full view of at least five customers, two of which were minors. Cops assume he was under the influence of drugs as even after he finished urinating he reportedly began “helicoptering his meat” and shouting “I’m King of West Virginia.”
In a conversation with Geek’s mother whom BNN has gotten to know quite well over the years given her son’s prominence in our paper, she told us that Geek had a mini mental break last year after the collapse of his beloved Indianapolis Colts’ season. The Colts had a surprisingly magnificent start before losing overperforming QB Daniel Jones to injury and tanking their chances of doing anything meaningul.
Having been arrested multiple time before, once on charges of prostitution, its hard to say how long Geek will be in jail. Geek is currently in a lot of debt and has blown through all of the money he raised selling nudes for Biden. He is likely to stay in jail for at least a week so do not expect to see any two-viewer Old School Runescape scenes for some time.
