Friday Fast Tips: Making Money With Ease
Millions of hard-working Americans are still reeling from the Biden economy and looking for easy, guaranteed profits. Today, our very own Ragepope is here to present his top ways to make easy money in this tough economy.
- Invest In Pokemon Cards – The Pokemon market is at an all-time high. While plenty of dumb money is entering the space, you can be the smart investor who takes advantage of these absolute morons. Buy practically anything from Crown Zenith or SV 151 and you will be rich in no time.
- Open CS2 cases – Some will say this is gambling but its only gambling if you don’t open enough cases. Don’t let a few statistical droughts stop you from opening $10-25k worth of cases and tripling your money. One limit is that steam only allows you to load approximately $2,000 into your account daily.
- Become An OnlyFans Pimp – Desperate men are spending billions on amateur porn. If you are a dude you need to find a nice, young (but legal) woman and convince her to do OnlyFans. This has triple benefits. You can sleep with her and make content out of it, you don’t need to spend money on porn anymore, and you can make money off of her assets. Sign a contract where you take at least 30% of the profits for your “marketing” efforts.
- Short Utility Stocks – With the signing of the Big Beautiful Bill, Trump has effectively killed renewable energy which will result in massive capacity and energy shortfalls, particularly when considering the large increase in electrical loads from data centers and AI.
- BUY BUY BUY Silver – Silver is the single best commodity play one can make. Buying it for anything under $50/oz is a steal as it will be triple digits by 2032, likely very close to $500/oz.
And that’s all it takes folks. Sure, you need some money to get started but once you get the snowball rolling its only going to get larger and larger. Making money is easy when you keep your eye on the prize and avoid scams like 401ks and accounts you can’t access until you are a dinosaur. Good luck out there investors!
