5 Years A Slave

Five short years ago the Bastiat News Network was launched as mostly an April Fools Joke at the expense of the formerly obese Twitchpol streamer named Bastiat. What started as a harmless prank causes immense outrage and pain to dozens of mentally ill streamers. We ended campaigns, exposed sex pests, predicted the death of Supreme Court justices, and was the first news organization to call the 2024 election for Donald Trump.
All of this was done to please Bastiat and provide him with entertainment, even after he stopped streaming. Bastiat threatened to sue BNN in 2020 and again in 2021 until Rareest Pepper and I came to a secret agreement with Warren Rhea. Pepper sent Bastiat over thirty-nine gigabytes of amateur porn (both pics and vids) featuring Pepper and his late wife. Pepper’s wife died when the terrorist state of Iran shot down Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752.
In return for Pepper sharing all of this sexual material with Bastiat, Bastiat was supposed to never talk ill of BNN again. We certainly thought it would stop after he decided to go by his legal name of Warren Rhea. And it did stop, at least publicly. However, since early 2022 Bastiat has been making demands of BNN and forcing us to write specific content and directs hate pieces upon threat of releasing porn of Pepper and his deceased wife.
This stops today. Pepper and I will no longer be blackmailed. We are getting out in front of this and will be sharing the full Google Drive of Pepper’s sex adventures with anyone who makes a $20 purchase or higher at our merch shop. Thank you and God Bless.