Letter from Duluth Jail
Gohndim, Crimson Leader, Rank #1 Pisscord
August 27, 2025
My Dear Fellow Pisscordians,
While confined to the lesser parts of Discord due to my unjust ban, I’ve had much time to reflect on the state of the online space of which we share. When I first came to the Pisscord it was quite an odd place. A strange community of alleged lawyers, old people, and fans of C-tier Twitch panelists. Over the past three years The Crimsons under the leadership of Merls and I have transformed the Pisscord into one of the best communities known to terminally online men.
Recent waves of schizos and jewstalker immigrants have threatened and eroded this once-great community, but the real threat has always been the Moderators. The Pisscord Moderation team is sadly full of drunks, groomers, sex pests, rape apologists, and one vegan. Their inability to administer justice fairly and follow their own rules has lead to a toxic relationship with the regular, good folks of The Pisscord.
Moderators often join voice chats belligerently drunk and harass members. One such event happened on the first night of Antidepressants’, the notorious DGG Janitor, first night in the server. Sharpy, a drunk moderator, made racist statements towards Anti. Sharpy would later damage his drywall after being kicked from a Pisscord-adjacent server. It should surprise no one but Sharpy is also sexist and homophobic.
In the waning hours of 2024, my dear cousin Juicecj (Brad of the Brad Debacle) joined the Pisscord for a friendly late-night conversation. Sharpy was convinced that he was a minor and repeatedly asked him to prove it by dm’ing him his military id and later more forcefully to “…take a selfie holding your military id.” You have to wonder how many of these requests were not made in a public VC with witnesses, of which there were many in this instance.
While Sharpy wins the award for lowest IQ and least-liked Moderator, recent edition Katya is giving him a strong run for his money. Katya came to the Pisscord initially under the false promise that Pisco would be paying her weekly, not for sex, but for her services drawing cringe a political cartoon that has exactly five publications to date, the last of which being on February 19th, over half a year ago.
Katya recently refused to ban a discord user who was calling for the rape of Ukrainian Ana, and instead chose to spiral in VC and text chat and make every excuse for why her squirrel-sized brain couldn’t understand the evidence that was provided to her. Now, I do not deny the initial charge of calling her something along the line of a “fat idiot mod.” But I ask you, where is the lie? Only in a post-truth environment such as the Pisscord does telling the truth rise to the level of a mortal sin.
And what choice did I have? Many months ago the Mods decided to ban the word “retard.” Well, they banned it for everyone except themselves. In a more civilized time one could call retards like Katya a retard and move on. Pisscord Moderators are actually so retarded that they told us in voice chat that we could use “mongoloided” instead of “retard.” You cannot make this stuff up.
I would be remiss to not mention the tragic Duluth lynchings of 1920 being imprisoned so close to the location of that tragedy. On June 20th of that year, three African-Americans were lynched after being falsely accused of rape by a white woman. More than one-hundred years later, cruel injustices are still being enacted on decent people everywhere, often by Discord moderators. We Crimsons are a loyal, necessary part of The Pisscord. We demand justice for all of the people who have been abused, groomed, and wrongly banned by a tyrannical assortment of low-iq drunk racists who need very badly to get laid. Fuck all mods, may they die.
