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Alright, I will say it. Hardly anyone else is. You are fat. And being fat is bad. People telling you...
The Syntheid Advocates Using Slurs, Destiny Approves
Anti-LGBT political twitch streamer and 3 time Vermintide World Champion TheSyntheid has come out and publicly stated that they endorse...
Pxie Facilitates Coordinated Verbal Assault On Autistic Congressional Candidate
On April 20th, 2020, notorious Bernie-or-buster Pxie put on a second panel on Twitch debating the morality of the "Bernie...
Leon Seifers’ Problematic Anti-Coomer Rhetoric
BNN does not support safe spaces as a matter of principle but we are equally against hateful, discriminatory rhetoric. It...
Kim Jong-Un Dead At 36
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has passed away at age 36 following complications from surgery according to exclusive sources within...
What InvaderVie Got Right About Twitch Viewers
Notorious e-thot InvaderVie recently went on a drug-fueled tirade against her own community over their inability to subscribe and donate...
Expanded Federal Reserve Balance Sheet Ushering In Era of Banker-run Socialism
While lefties and the economically illiterate praise the Federal Reserve's (Fed) actions over the past couple of months, the expanded...
Bastiat’s Troubling History of SIMPing
Thanks to an anonymous source, BNN has uncovered a mountain of evidence linking Twitch streamer Bastiat to the SIMP culture....
Civil Unrest Brewing In Nearly Every State
America feels to be on the tipping point of mass panic and perhaps a second civil war. Around the country,...
Rotund Streamer Squashes Free Speech Once Again
Late last night the Baela New Network was FORCED to make a press release on the Bastiat discord server. After...