Keemstar Retiring Due To BNN Stealing Internet Drama Market Share
Keemstar, the 47-year old pioneer of drama reporting, is retiring after weeks of losing business to the Bastiat News Network....
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The Sad Fates Of Bastiat’s Orbiters
Bastiat was once the rising star of Twitch politics. Having successfully taken the opening shots on Kormantine on the famous...
The Dark Side Of DGG: From Big Oil To Organ Harvesting
It’s no secret that the neoliberal twitch streamers, known collectively as DGG, are an interesting bunch. Many point out regularly...
Letter To The Editor: My Secret Relationship With Destiny
There comes a time when maintaining silence about our experiences of abuse becomes intolerable. For me, this moment was when...
Valkyrae Launches Scam Product, Hasan Quickly Endorses
Valkyrae, a famous Among Us streamer, has finally launched her skincare collection that solves a problem that doesn't even exist....
GeekWitGlassesTV Turns To Prostitution (Again) To Fund A New Computer
Unsurprisingly, Geek is on hard times again. Geek's computer was irreparably damaged a few weeks ago when his mother accidentally...
Bastiat’s Discord A Safe Haven For Race Realists
In light of the Ahmaud Arbery trial coming up soon, it is important to expose the fact that race realists...
Vaush vs. Ahrelevant Summarized For Those With Actual Lives
Most of our readers are extremely successful doctors, engineers, and lawyers. They don't have time to listen to a three-hour...
Reader Letter: The Truth About Imreallyimportant
What follows is a letter from Lisaisablogger, who wrote this in an attempt to gain favor with the BNN team...
Major AikoRulz’ Simp Kevin Logan Calls Wildman A Pedophile And A Loser
AikoRulz platformed obese British streamer Kevin Logan Saturday night. Before a planned conversation to discuss some super important political topic,...
