BNN Calls Election For Donald Trump 
Lisa Investigates: Are Haitians Eating My Strays? 
Trust & Safety Audit: Ragepope Flagged For Blatant Lies and Deception 
Foodshops Arrested, Authorities Discover Over 18,000 Images of Child Porn In Her Possession 
Twitch Streamers Self-Report Average IQ of 138
A recently completed Pew Research Poll found that Twitch streamers self-report an average IQ of 138. To put this in...
Aidanwould Graciously Hosts BNN
Aidanwould, a barely legal streamer from Lower Michigan allowed BNN to move into her discord earlier today. It was the...
End The Attacks On Our Boys In Blue
Libtards across the nation are actively celebrating the destruction of small businesses and the looting of great corporations such as...
Schools Should Never Reopen
As a country we've learned many lessons from the Chinese Bat Flu outbreaks. Many liberals discovered that you cannot trust...
Obama To Address Nation He Divided
Tonight at 5pm EST, former President Barack Obama is set to talk to the nation about the Floyd protests in...
Fat Man Admits That He Hasn’t Seen His Penis For Years
A bit of positive news tonight after BNN announced our split with Rareest Pepper. Tonight on Bastiat's stream he showed...
Rareest Pepper No Longer Associated With BNN
Effective immediately, Rareest Pepper is no longer affiliated in any way with BNN. Rareest Pepper has changed his views politically...
Jail All People Who Stream And Broadcast Floyd Riots
Hundreds, nay thousands of disgusting communist sympathizers decided to broadcast the Floyd riots to their small communities over the past...
It’s Time To Roll In The Tanks
How much property destruction and unwarranted violence are we going to tolerate as a country? Defenders of these ongoing riots...
Joe Biden Provides Exclusive Statement To BNN
Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters. We are more than pleased to announce that BNN received an exclusive statement from...