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The Bastiat News Network is pleased to announce that we will be running the first annual BNN Streamer Showdown, a...
Last Username Wins Worst Dance in Over 40 Category
BNN is proud to award Last Username with the Worst Dance Award in the forty and up category. Last Username...
Essential Services In Liberal Cities
Eight weeks have passed since I have been forced to work from home in liberal-ridden Minnesota. And it may be...
LCTR Fan Destroys Rajj Royale Libtards
Conservative hero LCTR Fan had another amazing showing on the Rajj Royale, a podcast hosted by Rajj Patel, the flamboyant...
EXPOSED: Bastiat’s Previous Life As A Trump Youth
Many have suspected all along that the Neoliberal Twitch streamer Bastiat has been faking most of his policy positions. Respected...
BNN Victory Lap
Five entire days ago, the Bastiat News Network reported that Dear Leader Kim was dead. No one believed us. Our...
Comprehensive Guide To Avoid Being Called A “Transphobe.”
There is no question that Twitch has surged in popularity with people being locked inside avoiding Bat Flu droplets. And...
Bastiat Defends Presidential Advice To Inject Disinfectant
It's no secret that Bastiat is a problematic Twitch streamer. Whether faking just enough leftism to get his elitist patent...
AOC Advocates Euthanizing Cats To Slow Bat Flu Spread
Only a few weeks ago a handful of reports came out indicating that cats can contract and spread Chinese Bat...
LCTR Fan Destroys Competitors
The twitch streamer Lctrfan, better know by the moniker "#1 Lawyer on twitch", has released a very extensive and high-quality...